pull me closer if you think you can |h|a|n|g|

Meghan - 25 - Americunt ex-pat in living it up in Japan - loves strong sensual women and sometimes men - R.I.P. Richard Armitage's fugly beard; I will not miss u <3 - arch nemesis of Benefart Cuntypants

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Florida bitches be like…
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White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”
Permalink angeldoesstuff:

Here’s Angel’s Clone Club meet up for the Season 2 premiere of Orphan Black. Even though we have explained they are genetically identical, every time they get together they still end up comparing penises. Angels will be Angels, I guess!
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awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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(via violeteyelids)

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Cake Batter Cinnamon Rolls
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  • moses: let my people go
  • pharaoh: man what is WITH these sjws
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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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Permalink jazzymotive:

This dog was just walking down my street.
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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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(via mariahvanitymonroe)